Captain’s Log.
Found on Reddit.
This is from someone else. I’m too drunk to remember where. But: kudos whoever you are.
Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people, dance.
- The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
(via twentytwowords)
“Bovine and porcine.” Heh. (via bestweekever.tv)
From my American Voyeurism Collection ©.
I am responsible for several deaths.
